Rainbows and Unicorns for All

I’m not feeling that great. No, scratch that I feel like sh*t. It’s my first work day after the vacation, and I’m already over it. So very over it.

I seriously envy those people that go to work with a spring in their step. I’m pretty sure there are people like that. Never met them, but I’ve heard stories. Wonderful fairy tales of people that are satisfied with their work life.

Rainbows and unicorns for all!

Such lovely little stories. Now only if I could manage to make them real myself.

I should just shut up and do something about it, right?

I need a life coach to follow me around and scream things like ”Get off your lazy ass!” ”No pain, no gain!” ”Just do it!”

You know all that useless tripe that only works, because someone’s screaming it next to your ear and you don’t have the guts to tell them to F*ck off!

Okay, Monday rant over. I hope you have a lovely week.

 

~J~