Waiting for Prince Charming?

Not!

But I still decided to draw myself one…

It’s pretty much as realistic as you’d expect Prince Charming to be.

Just in case you were wondering, no, I have not lost my mind.

This train of thought was triggered by a former colleague of mine, whom I hadn’t seen in awhile. We had this little chat…

 

Him: How’s it going? Anything new in your life?

Me: No, not really. The same as usual.

Him: So still haven’t found your prince then?

Me: No, I guess, he must have got lost. 

The End

 

I said that last comment jokingly, as usual, but inside I was fuming. Not due to this particular conversation, or person, but because I’ve had some iteration of this same conversation about a hundred times, it seems. Probably, a thousand at this point.

Again and again…and again. The faces change, but the plot stays the same. It gets a bit repetitive and boring to be honest. And mostly annoying…so freaking annoying. 

So maybe, I should try to change it up a bit, just to entertain myself. Let’s see..

Oh, so you’re still looking for Prince Charming.

You know, Prince Charming is pretty boring. Maybe, Robin Hood is available? That cartoon fox is strangely hot in his tunic. I bet he doesn’t wear any pants.

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You do know, there’s no knight in shining armour coming to your rescue, right?

And you do realise that I’m single, not a damsel in distress? Though I might need a knight to save me from this conversation.

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Maybe you should lower your standards.

Wait. Are you saying that I can’t marry Aiden Turner?!

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Still, single? You must be pretty picky.

Well, I don’t like cabbage or liver. That must be why I’m still single.

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Oh, so you’re a feminist. That explains it.

????….??????

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I still have nothing for that last one. Except an epic eye roll. I just have no words.

It’s so nice to be single. It really is. 

~J~