There are beards and beards

Dad-beards

Wife-left-them-and-their-dog-died-beards

Middle-life-crisis-beards

Trying-to-grow-a-beard-for-the-first-time-beard

Hipster-beards

I’m-Henrik-VII-beard

I’m-a-lumberjack-beard (NB: Similar but not to be mixed with the hipster beard!)

I’m-a-bear-beard