And then my colleague said…

C1: ‘Well have you thought about colour theme for your wedding?’

Me: ?????

C2: ‘I think I have an idea. I’d like….’

20 MINUTES LATER

C1: ‘I can’t decide what theme I’d like for my dining room. See, I like green and gold and I have this and this colour of furniture in my living room so I could potentially continue with that theme in the dining room’.

C2: ‘That sounds good. I’ve been thinking…’

(Me: I can feel my soul leaving my body)

 

Just keep on staring at that computer girl, keep on staring.