There are beards and beards
Dad-beards Wife-left-them-and-their-dog-died-beards Middle-life-crisis-beards Trying-to-grow-a-beard-for-the-first-time-beard Hipster-beards I’m-Henrik-VII-beard I’m-a-lumberjack-beard (NB: Similar but not to be mixed with the hipster beard!) I’m-a-bear-beard