A redditor introduced a relatable wedding dilemma to the masses earlier today: ”What would you do if your two best friends’ weddings were on the same day?”

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Instead of giving her sensible advice, most of the users on the thread had responses that were a little on the…inane side. But we like it better this way, because 1) They were hilarious, 2) You can’t really tell someone what to do in that situation without more context, which the original post, by @youstalkedmyhistory, did not provide.
”Fake my death, move to Swaziland, and become a yeoman farmer,” said @SamWitwacky.
”Cut myself in half and the friend I like the most gets the bigger half to attend their wedding,” said @Dysiak. (Presumably, the bigger half would include this person’s face so they can eat the wedding cake and talk to people.)

Some of the responses, though, sounded more like real advice.
”Depends, are they close?” asked @acf6b. ”Go to both, if not, go to whoever is a higher ranking friend or who asked me first if they are equal.” That sounds pretty reasonable — if you can possibly split your time between both, we’d say that’s the best option.
Said @sexrockandroll: ”Husband and I would probably split up and each go to the one we felt we were more friends with. If I wasn’t married, I’d just stay home, heh.”
For one redditor, it was all about the open bar: ”Tell them I’ll flip a coin,” @OlderBrother1 said. ”They’d probably understand and be on board with this plan… But then, I’d lie about the coin and just go to the one which had the most options of premium alcohol.”

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If ever you needed proof that those who live on Planet Fashion dance to the beat of a different drum to the rest of us, it was on the catwalk at Toni Maticevski’s extraordinary runway show which launched this year’s Mercedes Benz Australian Fashion Week at Barangaroo’s cavernous Cut-Away.But it wasn’t Maticevski’s frocks and paint suits that stole the show, but the eye-popping jewellery which he collaborated on with Sydney jeweller Ryan Storer.image:Balklanningar 2016First there was the silver gob-stopper mouth ornament worn by some of the models, precariously placed between their lips, with flourishes of crystal jewels pinching into their cheeks. Other models came out with dainty handcuffs dangling around their wrists, festooned with more crystals. Some wore the handcuffs at the front, others at the rear, which caused a bit of a situation for one poor dear who stumbled like a new-born fawn on the slippery catwalk in her towering heels, her hands chained behind her.But arguably the show-stopping piece was the bejeweled manacle worn by a couple of the models, trussed up in crystal encrusted chains. There were a few uneasy squirms among the less fashionable front rowers amongst PS, as we tried to make sense of the Guantanamo Bay style glamour.Storer later told PS the piece was all made by hand and took him two weeks: ”The main piece can be worn as separate pieces as they all detach so could essentially be worn off the runway. I have received a lot of emails interested in the piece but more to work on custom pieces, I’m assuming without the handcuffs but you never know.”See More: Klanningar till Brollop