
She said it, tai: I’ve got cornflakes and cock
”The cosmetics industry is valued at $19 trillion. Yet, without exception, everyone looks their best ten minutes after a shag, sitting on the sideboard in the kitchen, wearing an old baggy shirt and eating cereal. Next time someone tries to sell you Botox, designer gear or lipstick, just say, ”No need, babe. I’ve got cornflackes […]